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LAN – Jaguar Lan Fest
http://www.jaguarlanfest.com Another great Lan, Danny drove us down to
Roseville near Sac. Was an over nighter so we left on Friday around
6:00 right as Danny got off work, hit up Wendy's and then the road,
Since our last LAN together we didn't have any directions I printed
out 3 sets from Yahoo, Google, and Mapquest.
Had Danny truck filled up with stuff in the cab because it was raining
a few hours before. Was around a 2 hour trip we turned into an hour.
Also the fact that Danny's has some 'wicked' CDs travel time flew by.
We had to circle the building at least 6 times before re realized that
it was in a Church…Was called Beck Hall, and none of the pictures
learned towards a Church……..
So we start unloading our crap and noticed our seats were changed
again for a 3rd time and it was a blessing. Got all setup, took a
while because we ended up bringing 4 computer. I lugged up my computer
chair and ended up forgetting the Allen-wrench so my chair was
useless. I tried to place it 4 folding chairs but it didn't work. Had
to use a medal folding chair that would numb your ass after 30 mins of
setting on it. Installed a few games and went at it.
So as the night when I had this 6 year old asking me not to shoot him
and only shoot bad guys. We were playing Far Cry one of the best
Multiplayer games out there. The kid wasn't on my team and every time
he came over to talk to me his dad kept calling him back. Never read
paid much attention to what he was saying I just kept agreeing to
everything he said =) something about to wait for bad guys, and jump
in his jeep with him, even tho we were on opposite sides. I noticed
his name in the game, and I also noticed getting owned by him lol. No
joke this kid took me out a few times by him self… the mouse he was
using was twice the size of his hand. So yeah kid > me.
Got some Desert Combat going just Danny and I because everyone there
plays odd games like Tokka Racing, something. Had a blast just him and
I and between us his laptop playing TopGun lol. The 1st night and we
had two different guys start snapping pictures of us. One from across
the room and when I looked over there the acted like he didn't take
the picture. And them a few guys just watching us play for a while.
DC gets old after a while so we loaded up Warcraft 3 and put two
computers in there one insane, one normal. Got owned, it sucked.
During our game some Asians started to pull out these metal bars. I
thought it was some sort of Nun chucks that were long. Then they
started to snap them together and I asked Danny what he thought they
were. They were tent rods. Now this is at a LAN, inside a church, on
tile. It was a huge 4 person tent, just sitting there in the middle of
our lan. I don't know if they were thought the rough was going to
start leaking or if they just wanted some privacy or wanted to a quite
room to their selves. Well I can tell you it didn't leak, wasn't too
private cause I could see into it and nylon doesn't block out sound.
I don't remember why, but Danny and I started watching Sin City switch
we had downloaded on our own. Had 3 computers going all synced up
going at the same time. Had a few people come over to take a look at
what we were watching. Movie ended near 3:30 and Danny almost fell a
sleep during the movie so I decided to scout around for a place….
The place was locked down, but I found a room that lead into the rest
of the CHURCH. Read this sign that said Meeting room and went inside.
I saw a couch and I was like I am soooo calling the couch. I was
thinking it was nice that they left this unlocked for us. We bring in
our bedding and I went looking for something I could sleep on so Danny
count have the couch cause he was a little sick. I went up stairs and
saw the rows of benches and snagged a few bench cousins =X Ran back
down stairs and Danny and I started saying it would be funny if they
had a meeting in here tomorrow morning. This was Saturday in the wee
hours of the morning. I drop my drawers and the seating pads or shall
I say mats under the meeting table have a few words with Danny to
lighten the mood, =) We joke around again about them having a meeting
in here in the morning. I lock both doors. One with a chain so I chain
it up, other one with a dead bolt. I was thinking naa they cant get in
here.
Danny quickly passed out, and then these animal sounds starting flowing
out of Danny. His snores sound like a Bear dieing or something. I have
a few clips of them on my phone and I will upload them later. They
were sooo loud that I thought someone was going to hear him so I tried
to wake him and get him to stop. I call his name and he was like what,
I said he was snoring and he said sorry. He said he will turn on his
stomach cause that someone helps. Less then a minute later I hear
these loud, random, beastly sounds. I grab some paper next to me and
get them wet and shove them into my ear to try to block it out. It
worked and I get to sleep
3 hours later I wake up to the lights being turned on and I saw
someone legs in the door. Then these words came out "We have a meeting
in here at 8:00am" I looked at my watch and it was 7:50 lol I didn't
talk to him let Danny handle most of that. He didn't say much other
then asked if we were part of the Computer Deal. I quickly pulled my
pants on and put dressed my half naked body. He sat right next to me
at the table and I was underneath the table and he start reading I
guess. I couldn't really see just a little freaked out, I didn't know
if he knew I was there. I was thinking how I could bring these seat
padding out of here with out him noticing them. I know if he saw them
it wouldn't be a good thing. So I put my blanket over them look at him
and said Have a good rest of the moving and then Ran out, went
upstairs and put them back. Went back down to Danny and was like I so
called that. Wish I had a video of this.
Get back into the lan area, and only a few were awake, the AZNs where
in their tent happy as could be sleeping, and some people had their
bed. We started up Napoleon Dynamite, and I leeched all everything I could find until my hard drives were full.
I don’t remember the order but we the rest of the day we played BattleField Vietnam, Unreal 2k4, CS:S, Warcraft 3, and Quake 3, and Far Cry were interesting. On Far Cry I was owning everyone so bad. I was snipping everything in site, I have a few screen shots of the scores. One of the guys asked another one who CooLSpoT was and I turned around and said ME. He was like Oh… Danny on Quake 3 was terrin it up. He had a score of 40 and the next one down was 12 kills. CSS was just pure ownage, We had teams like 3 on 5 and Danny and I won every round. During our Warcraft round Danny and I did 2 normal and rocked the computer. After that we did one insane and one Normal. We were doing good at the start and we won two battle flights. Then I was near Dannys base and they were attacking me, I call over Danny and look his units and notice he was running away from the fight, I started screaming at him to get back here and some units were walking there and some were walking back. I was like Danny what the hell, this and that and was a total dick to Danny. I guess my game leadership skills kicked in and took over. After that Danny got taken out, and he kept the computer occupied with his 2nd base. I had a random army and took out both computers and their bases on my own and we won. We do a few games that night and then get ready to head on home.
I talk to Jag about how he hosted the LAN, how he got started and he said this quote” You know Jesus Christ right?” I answered yes, “Well he had his disciples, and he spend more time talking with less people, and less time talking with more people.” So I said to him I need to get disciples? And he said yes.
So I ran out of there and we headed home,
NOW THE FUN STARTS.
So on the way home I was have something fun releasing some deadly air into Danny’s truck. We see a sign that says Feather Falls Casino 12 miles, I don’t know how, or what we said but all I can say is in the moment of haggardness we end up deviating from our course and head up towards the Casino. We set a money limit of spending $5 each and no more.
I haven’t ever been gamboling nor Danny so I didn’t have a clue on what to expect. I scout around for the $0.25 slots and find them. Danny feels out a machine by putting out his arms and walking down the rows. Danny puts in his dive dollars and get 20 credit. He buts on the 1st try, and then on the 2nd try he his 3 bars solid across and the credits jump up to 50. He won like 30x his $0.25 , he 30red his bit. And then we printed our tickets. We printed our tickets every time we went up $0.25, it was great. In the back
I was looking around for a machine that would let you enter quarters into it. I find it, its located in “section 18” mane this was a haggard machine. The seat was busted, so I put in my quarter and pull the handle and BAM, the things keep spinning and it says Call over an Assistant. So I flag down some girl, she says go talk to this guy, I call the guy over and he bangs the crap of out this thing. He opens it and then closed it and let it finish spinning. I lose so I try again, put in the money and pull the handle and win. So I print ticket and this thing start flashing again please Call an Assistant, out of paper. So I wait like 10 mins and Danny comes back from cashing his tickets and I am still waiting. We find a different guy and he tries to fix it, the thing doesn’t work right so he calls in another guy and he try’s his thing, and then he was like follow me please. I head towards the other side of the place, pass by a few hinnies and then he ends up telling us that the ticket was cashed, Danny was like yes we already crashed it. So he was pissed and we head back to the haggard machine. And triple our moneys. We have two quarters left so we win a dollar and we cash it. We were like we cant split a dollar so we end naming it the lucky dollar and put it in the closest machine and win 12 dollars.
We roll out of there like at 12:30 and during the ride Home Danny says, Man I don’t we don’t see another Casino on the way home, and I was like yeah cause if we do we have to hit it up.
15 mins later we end up in the parking lot of Gold Country! We stash all our cash and just take in 5 bucks again. I think the only thing we won in that haggard Casino was a re-spin twice cause I didn’t get any bars or images. We get back to the car and I was going to put my money back in my wallet and I notice I don’t have it. I was like Danny I lost my wallet. So we go back in and look around a little, get some guys on the radio and have like 6 people in our group. 2 cops and 3 employees. He found my wallet on the a cops desk and was like that hardly happens.
Get on the road again get bust out my 10,000,000 candle light power flash light. Have some fun with that and flashed people in cars who didn’t turn off their bights. I get home at 2:30am and and slept in till 4:30….. PM. Look foward to our next LAN
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